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annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.

annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.

audreyii-fic:

Hey, remember when we thought this was, like, a fun superhero parody with silly songs and whatnot? And we all laughed and laughed? And then the last five minutes happened?

Remember that?

I DO.

Okay, so I finally got my lazy ass working on writing again. So I spent the last hour or so using this amazing anime face creator to flesh out the four main characters.

Baaaaaasically, the plot revolves around the main character (Liv), who is a receptionist for a hotel which is a popular tourist spot for the supernatural… Yeah, I dunno. I’m trying to keep it not cliche, but we’ll see, lol.

Liv (Olivia)
Race: Half-human, half faery
Body type: Short, stocky
Job: Hotel receptionist
Strong point: Fun-loving
Weak point: Selfish

Kim
Race: Human
Body type: Curvy
Job: Stage actress
Strong point: Friendly
Weak point: Critical

Kousuke
Race: Demon
Body type: Tall, lanky
Job: Record store employee
Strong point: Laid-back
Weak point: Immature

Lyn (Madelyn)
Race: Vampire
Body type: Petite
Job: Hotel receptionist
Strong point: Caring
Weak point: Timid

ZeR’0 new look

ZeR’0 new look

Whoooooooooooa some drunk German dude just wandered into my house when I was in my undressing.
He didn’t speak English.
I thought it was my roommate so I didn’t think anything of it (Normally I just leave it unlocked because she comes home later and it’s just easier).
So suddenly my bedroom door starts opening and I’m like “Hey, wait!” and then there’s some dude staring at me.
And I’m like “…Leave. This is the wrong apartment.”
Him: Huh?
Me: No. NO NO NO NO NO.
Him: No?
Me: NO.

He left when I pointed at the door and told him no again, and I’m pretty sure he was intoxicated and wandered into the wrong apartment… But what the fuuuuuuuuuck

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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Most days I’m just like “Yeah, heavy metal and classic rock all the way.”

Some days I’m more like “Parody songs are mankind’s greatest invention.”

And then there are days where I’m like “The Backstreet Boys are pretty great.”

And sometimes all of these happen on the same day.